genes

we are done by these "things", they are invisible but his effects are visible: it´s our image.
one of the first man who discover it was g. mendel he noticed the fact that a plant´s seeds has (he didn´t know well what) something witch make his descent all the same, every differents, mostly the same... so he did rules for this:
1º--> in the first generation, all the descendants are the same
2º--> in the second generation, the characters witch disappeared in the first are shown in the descendance
3º--> the different characters are transmited in different ways

those "easy" laws are like the newton´s laws but in biology. so, we can say, he was, is and will be the father of the modern biology.

after, there was more people who, bassing in mendel´s laws, discovered more and more things about the inheritance until now. now almost the whole part of this fact is discovered, but, can we know all about?, only the time will answer..................

Nigel Barley

Nigel Barley is an anthropologist who we all know because we had to read his book some time ago. He born in England, in 1947. He has written many works where he tell his experiences. I'm going to tell you about his first book: The Innocent Anthropologist.
In this book he told his experiences in the Dowayo's town, a small village in Cameroon. In his travel he wanted to do a fast fieldwork, but he couldn't do it because of the nature of Dowayo people. The Dowayo people didn't help to Nigel to do his work, so he spend more time. On his trip, he had several problems, but the most important were: the transport, because he hadn't a car and there was long distances; Dowayo people, because they didn't understand to Nigel and they didn't tell the things that he wanted; the diseases, because he was very ill and he couldn't do anything. Finaly, he got good results, but he swore that he won't go anymore.

the english-cut

it´s a very very very......expensive place where you can buy, almost, the same things than in a chinese shop. you ´ll think the price is too hight because all the intems are perfect and aren´t made in china, but if you get to find the label you´ll realise it is exactly that utensil you have seen in "El Chino".

in the english-cut all the time there are rebates, normaly about -50%, but if you rest these discount you´ll see it´s very expensive still.

its icon is a weird type of green triangle with the letres, can it be more simple??, it´s like the leroy merlin´s icon (mainly exactly, what would think the sgae of this fact?, i think one of them copy the other´s icon...but it´s only a speculation, for now).

they are everywhere, you could say they are omnipresent, because in every street in the center there are one. it isn´t a small shop, it´s a full buildind.

so, in my opinion, it´s only a place for rich people. maybe some go there because they don´t know how to buy cheaper, but it´s is a problem that i´ll criticize in another text

ドラえもん - Doraemon's Friends

I'm going to talk about Nobita's friens:
Shizuka Minamoto: Nobita was in love with her since they were very young but Nobita is so stupid and he didn't understand that Shizuka hates him.
Takeshi Goda: is Nobita's enemy. He sings very bad but he thought that he is a superstar and he torments everybody singing loudly. He is very big and everybody knows him as "Giant".
Tsuneo Honekawa: is a fucking stupid rich boy that is always with Giant and buy unnecessary things to make Nobita jealous.
Dorami: is the little sister of Doraemon that has another infinite pocket and she appears a few times in the serie.
Eisai Dekisugi: is the opposite person to Nobita. He is very clever an he is the real boyfriend of Shizaka.
Nobita's teacher: is a fat man that is always shouting to Nobita because he never do his homework.

an english languaje writter

dan brown

he´s a fine american writter who has about 5 books, the last 3 has as protagonist a man called robert langdom. the book i´m goint to comment is: the da vinci code. I´ve read all his books and i think it´s the best.

it begin in france, a man is running in the louvre musseum he run because another man is following him. finally he die and a woman, his granddaughter, with robert langdon and a lot of police look into why was killed.
the man put some clues in the musseum, the woman and the protagonist follow all of it and, then, they understand the grandfather was member of one organisation which know where is the holly grial.
he is teacher of symbolism in a university, so he do the most part of work.
finally they find a thing with numbers and the finally clue inside, then the man open it and understand that all the documents stolen by the vatican war there, under the pyramid of the louvre.
during all the story the man and the woman are followed by another man.

doraimon

he is that character that was, is and, probably, will be in tv every morning of every day of every year......we never could get free of he because he´s , almost, omnipotent and omnipresent.
he has a pocket without depth it ´s like mary popin´s bag so, one of them copy the other´s idea.
he has a sister that is exactly the same but in pink. Too, these extranger machine with battery that never die, has a owner: novita, a stupid, fool and inocent child.
I think the tv serie is about 9 x 10^9 chapters and is raising quickly.
but i´m going to tell you about doraemon.
he is a future cat machine which is all day eating dorayakis or some weird buns. the first time he appear was in a drawer of novita´s room. he was sent by the future novita to help his actual him because he and his family are poor as consecuence of his foolness.

Nobita and his parents

Nobita Nobi is a little boy with the biggest glasses that I have ever seen. Nobita is the son of Tamako Nobi (Mrs. Nobi) and Nobisuke Nobi (Mr. Nobi). He is very unlucky, very bad in studies and very lazy (in conclusion, he is a disaster). One day, he found to Doraemon, the protagonist of the serial, a fat robot "cat" with a bag in his abdomen. Nobita always ask for inventions of this strange cat, because he has a problem, he doesn't study for an exam, he want surprise to Shizuka (his loved) or he want help to someone. Curiously, he always fail with this inventions.
Tamako Nobi is the mother of Nobita. She also has the big glasses of his son and she is always angry. When she see to Nobita, he always ask him to buy the food, to tidy his room, that he show an exam to her, etc. Nobita is very scared of his mother and he always try to hide his exams. When Tamako appear in the serial, she is scolding him because he has bad marks in his exams (when she was young, she had bad marks too).
Nobisuke Nobi is the father of Nobita. He hasn't glasses, but he's fat and he's always smocking. He loves to fish. When Nobita has a problem, he ignore him, so he is always discussin with his wife because he doesn't help to his son.

Description about.... ???

Hello. The man, woman, boy, girl... (the person) about i'm going to make the description is unknown, I won't say who he/she is, so you have to guess (if you want).
I know to this person since I was 3 or 4. He/she was very small, wrinkled and ugly. Last a few days he was still small, but now he/she was a little fat and he was laughing all time for anything. Now, he/she is quite high, he/she isn't fat and he/she never laughs, he/she has blue eyes and his/her hair is disheveled, because he never combs it.
There are days that he/she's very boring because he/she is grumbling all time("Ñañaña, I have a lot of homework. Ñañaña, I hate school. Ñañaña, now I have to play guitar"), but are days that he/she is fun and you can speak and laugh with him (unfortunately, he/she is the second form only with a few persons).
Although this person is shy, if you speak with him and you get to known him/her, you can be a good friend.

Chuck Norris

In the begin there was the nothingness. Then Chuck Norris kick her in the face and said to her "Look for a job!!!" and that's how the universe begins. So Chuck Norris is very old he is very strong because the Bermudes Triangle was a square until Chuck Norris broke one of the corners and also so inteligent because Chuck Norris has counted till infinite twice or even divide by zero.
He has a big influence on all the fields of the knowledge:
In Biology: There's no a evolutive theory, only a list with the creatures that Chuck Norris let live.
In Teology: Chuck Norris isn't the second encarnation of Christ, Christ was the first encarnation of Chuck Norris
In Phisics: The scientist had spected that the energy at the Big Bang is almost 1KOCN(Kick Of Chuck Norris)
In Literature: Chuck Norris does't write books, the words join cuz they are afraid.
In Philosophy: Chuck Norris takes a deep respect as the human life ... until it intervenes in his way.
In Chemistry: Chuck Norris's kicks are made of Chucktanium.
In Medicine: Chuck Norris invented the cesarean when he exit of his mum's belly by a gyratory kick
...
Definitively Chuck Norris Is our god.

description

the man who i´m going to describe is luis fernandez. he was in our school until last year, and, in these time, we launghed (of others), talked about foolness... it´s a pitty he has gone to Arganda.


we were friend since i remember, it may be in 1º of primary school, and until now, our friendness has been increase. he is as stingy as me, or more; he´s very hard worker in every important thing, but in not essencial matters too. his behaviour is perfect, polite and, at the same time, curious. his intelligence hasn´t limit and he has known show it in everything and everywhere. too, luis has a great sense of humour and he used to base his jokes about politic and in the situation of spain mainly, as me. his kindness and patience has limit but it is very deep, you must disturb his so much to reach these limit.
physically he´s tall and thin, his eyes are vere dark (almost black) and he has a glasses which colour go with his eyes (black), my best friend has a long and dark brown and thick hair and he wear it clean from monday to tuesday, on wednesday it was dirty, but thursday it was the zoo, if you look carefully, you can see averything less petrol;and, on friday, it bacame smart .

in conclusion, he is a great person, our neighborhood had lost a lot since he go out, and i feel pround of being his friend and of having get his confidence. but nothing last for ever................................

The magic of IKEA's Place

IKEA is a company with 3 megastores in Madrid. Those megastores are at the end of the world but everybody go once a live. There, there are many people and it looks like if there they give everything for free. Indoors there are more people than you expected because there weren't as cars as people. People there could get crazy, because there are many corridors and all the objects have the same name as the sofa Kivi, the chair Kibi, the bed Kïvi and other derivations of the same word. The  sections are so big an if you don't want to spend money with the stupid furniture visit only the section of the thing that you are going to buy because if you go thought the whole store you will buy a stupid thing that you really don't need, but you think that it could be useful even if it is a hair brush for rocks.

Definitively if you go there you will find something that is not necessary and and that you won't know how to assemble it.

IKEA's people

In IKEA, everything is special. When you buy in IKEA, you always have to go looking parking on any place, because IKEA's parking is full. You look to the left and you look to the right, and you don't see any car. IKEA attracts people. Is it for his curious characteristics?
You go to IKEA and you hear a lot of people asking for screws "strursgen"
for drills "brigsmarten" for the nails "furgencium" that go with the furniture "sbarten" that is to set the screws "firjuncem", etc. Then, without paying more attention to the strange words that others say, you go for your special furniture, the furniture "Hönjfregmanrs" which is the best that go well with your table "hönjfregs."
Then, you go to ask to the dependent, but you can't find even one, as they are all busy looking in his dictionary "IKEA" the strange requests that people do, and they realise that the people's request aren't stranges, so there.
After figth to pass between the halls with care for don't break the multi uses lamps "strorsgen" or something like that, you find a dependent, which you attack with your questions about the furniture that you want. In the end, you find it. Then, you go to the store, a dark place with a lot of people, and you get your furniture, put in a box and unmounted. When you have your furniture, you go to pay and you find a long queue with people returning things, reclaiming the money because they have a screw "frusgerman" instead of a "mangerfrus", etc. At the end you get sick and you go to your house without furniture.
These are the people of IKEA, some loyal customers who are always there.

ikea-go

ikea is a "great" place to buy for some reason:
-you think it isn´t too expensive, but it´s.
-you know the parking are gigant, but you don´t know everybody think and do the same, so you can´t park there.
-you buy the furn and you think they will bring it to your house which is far far far far... away, but they say it will cost you 5€ for parcel.
-you think you will set up the thing you have bought easily, but really you know it isn´t true.
so the men/woman who have go to ikea understand it and try to share their bad impresion with others and them believe they are exaggerating.
the fact is ALWAYS the same, according to everybody, all man in the world must go once on his life.
I have stay there and i´m going to tell you about the set up.
screws has very strangers names like swarsken choffer, vartenn gürten... , the instruccions are in English, French, Polish, and all the languages less Spanish and ALLWAYS IS FULL
so in my opinion, ikea is one of the worst thing made by men in the world.

Scotland: Monuments

Scotland is a country with beautiful monuments. These are a few:
-Edinburgh Castle: This castle is the most emblematic of the city. It's on a hill in thecentre of the Scotland's capital and was builtin in the XI century. The hill was recognised as meeting point for village's people.
-Royal Mile in Edimburgh's medieval city: This is an union of some streets of the Edimburgh's old city. This street going from the castle to Holyrood House's palace.
-William Wallace statue: This statue is in Stirling. It was built in honor of the Scotland's hero - William Wallace.
-Kilchurn Castle: It was built in the XIV century. It's on the banks of Loch Are, in the southeast of the Scotland's Highlands. After the castle was burnt caused by a lightning, it was abandoned.
-Monument for Walter Scott: This monument was built between 1840 and 1846. It's Gothic and it has 287 stairs, but there are good views.
-Stirling Bridge: This bridge was built about the XVI century, but it was rebuilt a few meters back.
-Saltmarket: This place is a square of Glasgow. Here, there was a salt market where was sold salt for the rest of United Kingdom.
-George Buchanan column: This monument is in the centre of Killearn, at the beginning of High Street. It was built in 1788, paid for the money of the people.
-Dunnotar's Castle: A ruined castle on top of a cliff next the sea.

Scotland culture

Scotland, Capital Edimburg
Oficial languages: English, Scottish, Gaelic
Currency: the pound sterling
Patron saint: St. Adrew, St. Margaret, St. Columba
Demography
The population of Scotland in the 2001 Census was 5,062,011. This has risen to 5,168,500 according to June 2008 estimates. This would make Scotland the 112th largest country by population if it were a sovereign state. Although Edinburgh is the capital of Scotland it is not the largest city. With a population of just over 584,000, this honour falls to Glasgow. The Greater Glasgow conurbation, with a population of almost 1.2 million, is home to nearly a quarter of Scotland's population.
Education
The Scottish education system has always remained distinct from education in the rest of United Kingdom, with a characteristic emphasis on a broad education. Scotland was the first country since Sparta in classical Greece to implement a system of general public education.Schooling was made obligatory for the first time in Scotland with the Education Act of 1496, then, in 1561, the Church of Scotland set out a national programme for spiritual reform, including a school in every parish. Education continued to be a matter for the church rather than the state until the Education Act (1872).
Religion
Just over two-thirds (67%) of the Scottish population reported having a religion in 2001 with Christianity representing all but 2% of these.28% of the population reported having no religious adherence.
Culture
Scottish music is a significant aspect of the nation's culture, with both traditional and modern influences. A famous traditional Scottish instrument is the Great Highland Bagpipe, a wind instrument consisting of three drones and a melody pipe (called the chanter), which are fed continuously by a reservoir of air in a bag. Bagpipe bands, featuring bagpipes and various types of drums, and showcasing Scottish music styles while creating new ones, have spread throughout the world. The clàrsach (harp), fiddle(country violin) and accordion are also traditional Scottish instruments, the latter two heavily featured in Scottish country dance bands. Today, there are many successful Scottish bands and individual artists in varying styles.
In literature the author J.K. Rowling has become one of the most popular authors in the world (and one of the wealthiest) through her Harry Potter series, which she began writing from a coffee-shop in Edinburgh.
The Loch Ness Monster is a cryptid that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. The most frequent speculation is that the creature represents a line of long-surviving plesiosaursPopular interest and belief in the animal has fluctuated since it was brought to the world's attention in 1933. Evidence of its existence is anecdotal, with minimal and much-disputed photographic material and sonar readings. The scientific community regards the Loch Ness Monster as a modern-day myth, and explains sightings as a mix of liars and wishful thinking. Despite this, it remains one of the most famous examples of cryptozoology. The legendary monster has been affectionately referred to by the nickname Nessie (Scottish Gaelic:Niseag) since the 1950s.
The Loch Ness Monster is well known throughout Scotland and the rest of the world and has entered into popular culture.

scotland-geography

Fisical geography:
His territory is about 19000km2 (about 30% of United Kingdom).
Its main division is the fault line which separates Highlands and Lowlands and it has lot of montains. In Highlands is the mount Grapianos and Lowlands are separated in Southern Uplands (agricultural land with very deep valleys) and Central Belt (same as Southern Uplands)
geography:
It has a very big diversity for such small place. Its oldest rock are gnessis (precambrican period) Next it was formend the sedimentary deposits (cambrican period). In this era, Scotland was very near to north polo.
After, the reliave was erosiones by air and water until today.
It has a very intensive volcanic activity (especially with suth volcanos, for example,Cairngorms)
Finally, some glaciations had formed the actually territory.
Nowadays, it is moving to north

Teletubbies 2

NOw let's talk about them.
The first teletubbi is Tinkiwinki which is purple, has an anntena that is like a false cunt and always wears a purse so this are the things that make Tinkiwinki look as a GAY. But the worse part is that there's an other character that it's even more gay than Tinkiwinki that is Pinkiwinki,but we'll talk in other post.
The second teletubbi is Dipsi which is the only one with a normal sexuality he has a penis on his head so he is obiously a male. He has a big cow hat which horrible but it's more common than a flying pig.
The third teletubbi is Lala, which has the wose signal because her/his horn is twisted and he/she is always lost. She has a big orange ball that you can hear every were.
The last teletubbi is Po, which has a scooter and he/she runs every were with it sayin:´´Fayby,Fayby,mac,mac`` thinking that the bunnies will scape from him/her.

Their house and vacuum cleaner

Their house... It's wonderful. From the ouside, it looks small, but from the inside it's enormous. It reminds me to the Doraemon's pocket, no just for the size. Their house have stranges devices, which are always misused or malfunctioning and it have a result, for example, of a bath of cookies.
Now is time to talk about his vacuum cleaner, a stupid item that does nothing more that spin from one place to another place making an horrible noise that is unbearable (srwip, srwip) each time that it appears. And... How not? It's another invention of those stranges creatures, so the poor vacuum cleaner has two eyes (for what? It can't see...) that hang by springs and fall all the time. Also, the vacuum cleaner have one of his connectors to simulate that it has hair. And finally, after torment to vacuum cleaner putting to it stupid and useless accessories, the teletubbies treat to the poor vacuum cleaner how if it were a dog.

Teletubbies

They are these weird characters which we won´t never know what´s their sex.
They live in a kind of Wonderland where there are fool things like rabbits that never died, a sun with a baby´s head who is always smiling and a vacun cleaner.
They have a house in the middle of a mountain where there are some speakers which say them what they must do, and they aren´t too clever and obey it.
All of them have a TV, but isn´t a HD TV, and play a boring video twice. Their belly shine when their TV is on, so they seem Terminator.
They have a very big and stranger antennas on their head but it doesn´t work properly because their TV has a very bad quality.