Chuck Norris

In the begin there was the nothingness. Then Chuck Norris kick her in the face and said to her "Look for a job!!!" and that's how the universe begins. So Chuck Norris is very old he is very strong because the Bermudes Triangle was a square until Chuck Norris broke one of the corners and also so inteligent because Chuck Norris has counted till infinite twice or even divide by zero.
He has a big influence on all the fields of the knowledge:
In Biology: There's no a evolutive theory, only a list with the creatures that Chuck Norris let live.
In Teology: Chuck Norris isn't the second encarnation of Christ, Christ was the first encarnation of Chuck Norris
In Phisics: The scientist had spected that the energy at the Big Bang is almost 1KOCN(Kick Of Chuck Norris)
In Literature: Chuck Norris does't write books, the words join cuz they are afraid.
In Philosophy: Chuck Norris takes a deep respect as the human life ... until it intervenes in his way.
In Chemistry: Chuck Norris's kicks are made of Chucktanium.
In Medicine: Chuck Norris invented the cesarean when he exit of his mum's belly by a gyratory kick
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Definitively Chuck Norris Is our god.