Scotland: Monuments

Scotland is a country with beautiful monuments. These are a few:
-Edinburgh Castle: This castle is the most emblematic of the city. It's on a hill in thecentre of the Scotland's capital and was builtin in the XI century. The hill was recognised as meeting point for village's people.
-Royal Mile in Edimburgh's medieval city: This is an union of some streets of the Edimburgh's old city. This street going from the castle to Holyrood House's palace.
-William Wallace statue: This statue is in Stirling. It was built in honor of the Scotland's hero - William Wallace.
-Kilchurn Castle: It was built in the XIV century. It's on the banks of Loch Are, in the southeast of the Scotland's Highlands. After the castle was burnt caused by a lightning, it was abandoned.
-Monument for Walter Scott: This monument was built between 1840 and 1846. It's Gothic and it has 287 stairs, but there are good views.
-Stirling Bridge: This bridge was built about the XVI century, but it was rebuilt a few meters back.
-Saltmarket: This place is a square of Glasgow. Here, there was a salt market where was sold salt for the rest of United Kingdom.
-George Buchanan column: This monument is in the centre of Killearn, at the beginning of High Street. It was built in 1788, paid for the money of the people.
-Dunnotar's Castle: A ruined castle on top of a cliff next the sea.

Scotland culture

Scotland, Capital Edimburg
Oficial languages: English, Scottish, Gaelic
Currency: the pound sterling
Patron saint: St. Adrew, St. Margaret, St. Columba
Demography
The population of Scotland in the 2001 Census was 5,062,011. This has risen to 5,168,500 according to June 2008 estimates. This would make Scotland the 112th largest country by population if it were a sovereign state. Although Edinburgh is the capital of Scotland it is not the largest city. With a population of just over 584,000, this honour falls to Glasgow. The Greater Glasgow conurbation, with a population of almost 1.2 million, is home to nearly a quarter of Scotland's population.
Education
The Scottish education system has always remained distinct from education in the rest of United Kingdom, with a characteristic emphasis on a broad education. Scotland was the first country since Sparta in classical Greece to implement a system of general public education.Schooling was made obligatory for the first time in Scotland with the Education Act of 1496, then, in 1561, the Church of Scotland set out a national programme for spiritual reform, including a school in every parish. Education continued to be a matter for the church rather than the state until the Education Act (1872).
Religion
Just over two-thirds (67%) of the Scottish population reported having a religion in 2001 with Christianity representing all but 2% of these.28% of the population reported having no religious adherence.
Culture
Scottish music is a significant aspect of the nation's culture, with both traditional and modern influences. A famous traditional Scottish instrument is the Great Highland Bagpipe, a wind instrument consisting of three drones and a melody pipe (called the chanter), which are fed continuously by a reservoir of air in a bag. Bagpipe bands, featuring bagpipes and various types of drums, and showcasing Scottish music styles while creating new ones, have spread throughout the world. The clàrsach (harp), fiddle(country violin) and accordion are also traditional Scottish instruments, the latter two heavily featured in Scottish country dance bands. Today, there are many successful Scottish bands and individual artists in varying styles.
In literature the author J.K. Rowling has become one of the most popular authors in the world (and one of the wealthiest) through her Harry Potter series, which she began writing from a coffee-shop in Edinburgh.
The Loch Ness Monster is a cryptid that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. The most frequent speculation is that the creature represents a line of long-surviving plesiosaursPopular interest and belief in the animal has fluctuated since it was brought to the world's attention in 1933. Evidence of its existence is anecdotal, with minimal and much-disputed photographic material and sonar readings. The scientific community regards the Loch Ness Monster as a modern-day myth, and explains sightings as a mix of liars and wishful thinking. Despite this, it remains one of the most famous examples of cryptozoology. The legendary monster has been affectionately referred to by the nickname Nessie (Scottish Gaelic:Niseag) since the 1950s.
The Loch Ness Monster is well known throughout Scotland and the rest of the world and has entered into popular culture.

scotland-geography

Fisical geography:
His territory is about 19000km2 (about 30% of United Kingdom).
Its main division is the fault line which separates Highlands and Lowlands and it has lot of montains. In Highlands is the mount Grapianos and Lowlands are separated in Southern Uplands (agricultural land with very deep valleys) and Central Belt (same as Southern Uplands)
geography:
It has a very big diversity for such small place. Its oldest rock are gnessis (precambrican period) Next it was formend the sedimentary deposits (cambrican period). In this era, Scotland was very near to north polo.
After, the reliave was erosiones by air and water until today.
It has a very intensive volcanic activity (especially with suth volcanos, for example,Cairngorms)
Finally, some glaciations had formed the actually territory.
Nowadays, it is moving to north

Teletubbies 2

NOw let's talk about them.
The first teletubbi is Tinkiwinki which is purple, has an anntena that is like a false cunt and always wears a purse so this are the things that make Tinkiwinki look as a GAY. But the worse part is that there's an other character that it's even more gay than Tinkiwinki that is Pinkiwinki,but we'll talk in other post.
The second teletubbi is Dipsi which is the only one with a normal sexuality he has a penis on his head so he is obiously a male. He has a big cow hat which horrible but it's more common than a flying pig.
The third teletubbi is Lala, which has the wose signal because her/his horn is twisted and he/she is always lost. She has a big orange ball that you can hear every were.
The last teletubbi is Po, which has a scooter and he/she runs every were with it sayin:´´Fayby,Fayby,mac,mac`` thinking that the bunnies will scape from him/her.

Their house and vacuum cleaner

Their house... It's wonderful. From the ouside, it looks small, but from the inside it's enormous. It reminds me to the Doraemon's pocket, no just for the size. Their house have stranges devices, which are always misused or malfunctioning and it have a result, for example, of a bath of cookies.
Now is time to talk about his vacuum cleaner, a stupid item that does nothing more that spin from one place to another place making an horrible noise that is unbearable (srwip, srwip) each time that it appears. And... How not? It's another invention of those stranges creatures, so the poor vacuum cleaner has two eyes (for what? It can't see...) that hang by springs and fall all the time. Also, the vacuum cleaner have one of his connectors to simulate that it has hair. And finally, after torment to vacuum cleaner putting to it stupid and useless accessories, the teletubbies treat to the poor vacuum cleaner how if it were a dog.

Teletubbies

They are these weird characters which we won´t never know what´s their sex.
They live in a kind of Wonderland where there are fool things like rabbits that never died, a sun with a baby´s head who is always smiling and a vacun cleaner.
They have a house in the middle of a mountain where there are some speakers which say them what they must do, and they aren´t too clever and obey it.
All of them have a TV, but isn´t a HD TV, and play a boring video twice. Their belly shine when their TV is on, so they seem Terminator.
They have a very big and stranger antennas on their head but it doesn´t work properly because their TV has a very bad quality.