María Avizanda

she is the presenter of gente, a tv program which is only about stupidness about the others´ life so it´s a gossiping program where this woman show her large dents, it seems she is going to beat you, so, i think the first time i saw her i had nightmares "someone wanted gossip and bite me!" for example, yesterday, the program was mainly about cayetana rivera ordoñez, isabel pantoja, and the family thyssen. it must be on telecinco but not in a public channel! what a shy! but, finally they acept put us a more or less interesting new, it was about the nuclear japanese central. it had the same pictures than the newcast of 15 hours and almost the same text. i would say it won´t exist much more time but who knows, only you have to see ruleta de la suerte on antena 3 a wonderfull, fun, family, and fucking program which has been disturbing us for more than 3 years. how can a normal person see it. it´s always the same, with the same stupid presenter and the same stupid messages...but the audience is always clapping and encouraging. i think all these people should be on a psychiatric clinic. it´s the same as pasapalabra, the only thing which change are the words IT´S ALWAYS THE SAME i have been rambling about other programs but i think all of them shouldn´t exist and the governements shuold clear the proofs that shows it exist.

wobook pag 44 Nº 4.2

i don´t think sugery is the solution, it´s only a tool whitch can change your physical image but, you will continue feeling bad with yourself. it doesn´t change you in all matters, only the face. i believe people mustn´t do it because it´s a foolishness but i wouldn´t forbid it. on the whole, people who "repair" his face haven´t enough trust in themselves, they think they couldn´t reach his targets with his natural features. for example, the actors, most of them change his nose, mounth... trying become popular but, the biggest hadn´t do this. too, you must have mountains of money and wait a long time only for the first visit to the expert, after you wait more time, and after much more time they put you a bit of silicone and steal you at least 1000€, it´s only for a puntual thing, but if want change your face completely you have to pay more. it´s only a business the acency say you are ugly all days and after several years you think it´s true and you decide operate yoursef. if they put you silicone you have to change it each 10 years so, in my opinion, we are becoming mad, 20 years after everyone was happy with his face, but today not, why?, what could have modificated our thoughtness so much?

mike oldfield

he was born in Reading (England) in 1953. he´s a musician and composer.
his father got a guitar when he was in egypt in the second world war and played it each christmas eve. soon began his love for the music, (about 7 years old) and he convinced his mother to buy him other.
all the sibling plays something: terry for documentaries, sally with "mirrors", but, mike is the best.
first he work his his brother in a group called barefeet, the most successful
newman and heyworth, two men who had worked with mike invited him to play a cd in his studio. oldfield agred and finally, after he had convinced bradson he recorded one of his betters plays: tubular bells. then he played about 20 instruments and recorded 200 test strips and finally, all the critics loved it, it was perfect, it was incredible...
next he worked with hergest ridge in the middle of the camp, after 2 months it was the number one, better than his tubular bells.
after he did he tought doing another version of tb, after 3 months full of work he introduced tubular bells II, his best cd
next he did voyager, tb III, the millenium bell (a mix of all his tb) and music of spheres (2007)
but he wouldn´t get the same hit of tbII

what i think about people who does dangerous sports (workbook page 8 (text))

my thoughness is very easy but i´m going to complicate it in order to fill about 200 words.

i think these people are mad, stupid, anormal, fool.... a person who is willing to death because of a sport can´t be in his right mind. they must be very interedted in sport and less in conservating his live, they prefer has a good body despite of loosing his unique, preciated, and maybe wonderfull life.
the sports are like bungee jumping, balconying, ...in this link there are all the types http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deporte_extremo.

i´ve not definited what is a dangerous sport yet! there are all kinds of sports or leissure that can made someone some hurt, they need be strong physically but, also, psychically. exist some levels and rules, one is the max height you get (more than 100m--> level low); and climb more than 4 km (everest), level expert. too it depens of who does the sport, for example, if you are a person who has never climb, it´s a bigger risk for you.

there are some people whose unique job is giving stupid prices to the more stupid person (like darwing prices) i would include here the oscars but it seems people still believes in them

in conclusion, these people is stupid and might wants to die but, i think, there are better ways to do it like watching the full debate of "el estado de la nación" or visiting tuned today or another african country.

finally, with all these ravings i´ve filled 254 words

influence of sports

it get on my nerves why a man who only kick a plastic ball has a payroll bigger than my father, i don´t understand it, they work for 5h at day, if they have match about 90´, and my dad work for 8h at day, 5 days, 46 weeks, for 30 years ARGFTRRRAEDGHHJ (onomatopeia sound).
but there are paople (fool, stupid, ignorant, missbehaves...people that refuge hismself, his own problems in the players, they forgot all his faults and mistakes) who likes it, how can a man to be sat for 90´ plus adverts seeing about 20 "person"(but i´m not very sure they are persons) running and others pay 100€ for seeing them in a bad chair with 200m of distamce.
all men and most of womans like it, why?, i don´t know who are subnormal, they or me?. most of them have the same personality (our society make all persons be the same) that´s the reason why they are riffraff.

some tv chanel like channel+ sells you only the matches you like, if all of them would think like me these channel would be arruinated or selling another stupid thing.
some sellers gift them cars, good watch... for running, i have been studying for 13 years, but i would study 1 more for bachillerato and 6 more of career. 20 years of my life (about 80 years following the petterns) 1/4 OF MY LIFE STUDYING and i will charge less doing more, lifting this heavy country destroyed by socialist.
this is a big problem of this world, it awares the lazzy men, they have the best jobs and, behind the carrefour´s boxes, there are persons with carrers.

the royal family

now i´m goint to talk about the royal family, i begin saying the king is a ugly, old, misunderstood...man, but he has power, lot of castles and lands, several servants, expensive painting.... but we pay all his thing with our taxes.
i think the king figure is an unconstitucional thing: why is he more than me?. in 1948 some guys said in usa all the men on earth have tha same rights, so why we pay him ?, why he is rich and me don´t?.
in addition our money is given to his family, we gift it to person who does anything like the prince´s wife, all his sisters, the pince, the king´s wife, his servants....

next i would like say the king figure is something that shows how the subject were used, they has always live in a big house/castle without any bill, in the middle age they tell it was for protecting the people but now we have to pay if we want get into a building we have built for him.
he was nombrated by franco (a big man, another day i´ll talk about him), NO ALL HIS FAMILY.
if we were a bit clever or wise (only a bit), we would throw them from spain.

in conclusion, we have some persons like the royal family that are payed for doing anything, it´s worse with zapatero: we pay him for destroying spain (i´ll talk about him too). if we want to save money and get really free we have to send them with franco: under the piedad sculpture

Tsunamis

A tsunami is a huge wave that can destroys citys, towns... near of the sea.
They are destructives with 7.5 or more points in the Richter scale. For escape from a tsunami, you must see a few minutes before the following signals:
-Suddenly, there are very low tide.
-The animals run very quickly to the high parts.
-You can notice an earthquake that can broke walls, the glasses and plates fall...
-If you go in a boat and you are far (6 kilometers or more), you can go more far for prevent the waves, but you are safe. If you are far of the coast but you are suimming, you can't do nothing.
If you don't notice it, there isn't a tsunami (or you are sleep and you don't realise). If you can run and be safe, wait, because a tsunami isn't a huge wave only. It's a lot of enormous waves (4, 5, 6...) that can kill you all alike.
In conclusion: if you are in the sea and you notice an earthquake (if it isn't your friend jumping on you), run and don't wait for be more brown.

Advantages and disadvantages of Madrid

---Madrid a big city, capital of Spain and you can find a lot of things.
----Madrid is a good place for live, because you can find all shops anywhere. In all streets you can find a "Mercadona", "Día" or the fantastic "Chino" (also you can fin "Chino bazar", "Todo a 100", etc.). If you want a place with trees, childrens, parks..., places for walk, Madrid is good. You have the big park: "La Casa de Campo". Is an enormous place full of trees, parks and... There aren't cars!! (at least not too).
----If you want a good place without people, pollution, noise or graffitis, don't come to Madrid. Here, you only can see 100 meters, but no more because of the pollution. If you go out 10 kilometers of Madrid, you can see a big mass of shit: it's the pollution. If you go to the centre, you can't walk without crash with other people. There are more than 3 people per square meter. In Madrid, if you live near of the road, you will need two or three nights for get used to hear noise of cars (all time "rum, rum, ruuuuummmm"). Finally, if you hate the graffitis, Madrid isn't your city. There are four or five graffitis, one top of each other, in all builds.
---In conclusion: Madrid is a good place for live, but it has its defects.

Disney Channel All Stars

You know who is Hanna Montana but, does she exist?
This fuking girl thinks that been blonde she will have eternal fame but now she is as unpopular as Melody. When she was young, she enjoys singing and making that stupid serie. Now her double personality has killed her and now Miley Cirus is a half superstar, but her dad Billy Ray Cirus was a great country singer.

Now let's talke about Demi Lobato, whose real name is Demetria Devonne (horrible). She is a great singer but it will hapend the same as some young stars, she will disapear when her voice changes, if she doesn't dead before. Now she is a desintoxication centre, and I hope she won't exit.


For to finish i'll say that Disney Channel is not a channel with series, is a singer factory, beacuse all the characters of this series could sing but nobody knows.

Madrid, my city

Madrid is a good place to live. There are so many things as for example some important museums, a great architecture, some monuments and is the main city of Spain, so there are many turists and so much money for a few people. Madrid has many things that I don't like, like the football stadiums, which only makes you get furious, in the center there are many shops and you can't take a photo without people, the major of Madrid is a fuking stupid person who only put parkimeters in all the streets to win even more money, also we have the stable where the president and the other porks make their arrangements.
I would like to live in other country.

narration

once upon a time in wonderland a child called frijolito lived with his mun, frijole, and his father, frijolazo. they had a quiet life in the middle of a very far forest. they don´t have any phone, computer, mp3...

one day, frijolazo and frijolito went for a walk, they get far far away of everywhere, then, his father disappeared. he tried looked for him, but he didn´t found nothing. it began to get dark and it sounded many howls, the wind, the trees, and then, sudendly, someone appeared, she was a girl called littles acuatic start wearing a red hood. first he think himself as a stupid but, after, he saw she was real.
when the sun rose up in the horizont, they started walking following a stranger trace made of bread crumbs. the hours passed, and unfutunally, the way of bread dissapearded because the birds had eaten it, so they took some stones and decayed all the birds after the two ate them.
some strangers things happened then, when, in another middle of the forest, they found a house made of chocolat. they went in and began to gobble the house, they ate the old woman too.
after, the girl of the hood died in order to his very hight level of cholesterol. he devour his remains and went out.
he walked, run, slept and didn´t eat found a new clue: a new house, it has 3 chairs in the entrance. he went in and eat the 3 soup dishes, slept in the 3 beds and stole his 3 led tvs. when he was scaping, frijolito saw 3 beard coming, so he fooled a girl to got in the house. the beard killed her for stalling his house and pay his garden with her bowels.
at last, he left the forest and ship in a boat to pancholandia and there, become a stupid, boring, fart....actor. he appeared in some series in chanel nova or neox (i don´t remember which) and was run aover by a enormous car.
this story is based in some classical stories

tsunami

it´a composed by two japanese word: tsu (harbour) and nami (wave) so, it means wave of harbour.
it´s a group of enormous waves with lot of energy and size. it cause big damages, economic loss and, the much of times, death.
it´s pruducted by an acuatic heartcuarter
its energy depens of the height, speed and the dintance where it was made.

according to wikipedia there were 12 known tsunamis: santorini 1650, lisboa 1755, krakatoa 1883, mesina 1908, pacific 1946, alaska 1958, valdivia 1960, tumaco 1979, nicaragua 1992, hokkaio 1993, indic 2004 and contitution2010. wikipedia says more thing but it´s too long for read so i´m going to change the web page that says what you must made in case of this.
-first, there is a big tremor that can broke walls. this is a natural advertisement that says you must go away quickly ang get over 30 meters from water, if not, you will be swamming with the noise IN the water.
-you also have to note it to the others in the area, but think, this is a natural selection, only the wise men could be safe (some think that it´s a bit cruel but.... what do you prefer die the others or you?)
- next, if you haven´t follow the first advice, you could see the water level is decreasing. here this page (http://www.angelfire.com/nt/tsunamis/#%BFQU%C9+HACER) says you must run very very very ..... fast, over 100km/h (the wave speed) or you will die.
-it mencionates too if you are in the sea about 6 km of coast nothing will hapenned to you, if you are nearer you can do your will.
-the tsunamy can have more than 12 waves so, don´t be stupid and return when the first arrive, wait a little more.
it coments more things but them aren´t very important.

in conclusion, if you are on holidays and you think will there be a tsunamy soon, run and complain after.

raphel

i´ve said before i´ll tall about him some day, isn´t it?. these day is today, so i´m going to criticize him.
first of all, his name doesn´t seem spanish, maybe he prefer it. a famous goverment will say he´s a unpatriotic but raphael is socialist, so......

secondly, his appearance, he looks like he is 30 years old or least. this is due to corporacion dermoestetica where everything is posible, it´s like leroy merlin, mekes your dreams true but something has fail: when he smile it looks raphahe/it would be 9*10^infinite years.

another curious thing is the fact that for the last 5 or 7 years he has been appearing on tv every christmas eve and always sing the same stupid and boring songs like the happyness hym and some more i don´t know because i fell sleept before. but my grandmother like it and all the rest have to load with he.

raphael was operated because his liver doesn´t work properly, why it will be? alcohol, drugs, sex....i think in some person better to get a liver, but we live in a pais that is moved by money, you can see it clearer in the pilitic.

in conclusion (this order is similar than the book´s one but it´s boring, it´s easier do it without order-this is a excuse to do more words) he is a thing that... (like would say bimbo)...he is a very weird person that should be far away from spain.

Belen Esteban

She is one person who you can see always that you go to the channel "Telecinco" of the TV. This "person" is famous because she tells us the story of his life all the time, hour by hour, minute by minute, second by second. All nights you can she her telling his story of this day. I never have watched her in the TV, but I know who is by the people. There is an obsession with her.
One day, by mistake, I turned on the TV by the channel "Telecinco" and I see her. I could wait ten seconds and I only saw a lot of people shouting things without meaning and I saw to Belen trying tell his life. Why that effort? Because, altought this is incredible, there are people who like it. I would suggest a new name for this channel: Gossipmanía.
In conclusion: if you want kill neurons, you must see her one minute, or two, but no more... You would die.

Save me DX or not

This is the most stupid tv programe were the most stupid people of Spain (it doesn't included politics) discuss about their own problems by shouting. But the people like it because of Belén Esteban (the queen of the abnormals) but there're more subnormals that make this program with a strange recipe:
1. The title says Save Me, but this title is for the spectators because if you watch this programe more than 5 minutes your brain will become liquid. So that's why people scream that while they stay more than this time.
2. The slogan is a woman who's escaping from this programe and at the end she breaks a window and strarts bleeding.
3. The introduce is a fuking fag called Jorge Javier who is the biggest homosexual on tv that makes a fagy every thing he touchs.
There's no conclusions about this shit of programe besides that Belén is a stupid person that has becomed popular because she was married with a bullfighter and now is living of doing stupid things like dancing or singing.